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Discussion Off-Topic Room Topic started by: zzwChris on Jun 18, 2012



Title: I need help on a science project!! its easy, i just dont know what i wanna do!!?
Post by: zzwChris on Jun 18, 2012
For a science project, we have to pick a topic and do these little activities on them. I picked PLANET EARTH as my topic. I need two jokes that relate to the topic PLANET EARTH. i need jokes about plate tectonics, earthquakes, volcanoes, faults, and other planet earth things.  if you get a joke off the internet, please give me the site because i need to site the joke/source. if u make a joke a up or already know one, u DO NOT have to give me a website.  pleezz help me!!! thanx


Title: I need help on a science project!! its easy, i just dont know what i wanna do!!?
Post by: juliyav on Jun 18, 2012
Why did the two continental plates collide? Answer: I don't know. It's not y FAULT.  That's all I got, but you could try jokes.com and type in earth.


Title: I need help on a science project!! its easy, i just dont know what i wanna do!!?
Post by: irina on Jun 18, 2012
Never lend a geologist money. They consider a million years ago to be recent.

http://www.juliantrubin.com/earthsciencesjokes.html