What can be determined by the color of your feces?

Your mood...before they left your body

Light brown = happy
Red = heartburn/edgy
Black = rectal bleeding/pain
Green = Horny

if its tooo hard, you havent eaten enough vegetables, if its tooooo soft and slippery, it means youve eaten something bad

Your diet and if you have any internal bleeding

It can determine if you're sick or not. red poop = sick. very sick.

When you go soft you lose more water so that you need to reincorporate it.

If they are brown and steaming they are okay and you will be a happy pooper.

If they are red and runny with scabs on then you will probably die in agony - this will make you unhappy.

http://www.colon-cleanse-constipation.com/bristol-stool-scale.html

Bristol Stool Scale (by Shape and form)

? Type 1 = Stools appear in separate, hard lumps, similar to nuts. Type 1 stools remained in the colon the longest amount of time; a sure sign you?re constipated; most common stools.
? Type 2 = Stools are sausage-like in appearance but lumpy. Indicate toxic constipation and need for intestinal cleansing.
? Type 3 (Normal) = Stools come out similar to a sausage but with cracks in the surface.
? Type 4 (Normal) = Stools are smooth and soft in the form of a sausage or snake.
? Type 5 = Stools form soft blobs with clear-cut edges, and easily pass through the digestive system. Soft diarrhea, it may indicate a possible risk for bowel disease; also indicate you are toxic and need regular intestinal cleansing.
? Type 6 = Stools have fluffy pieces with ragged edges. Considered mushy stools, they indicate diarrhea; and that you are toxic and need regular intestinal cleansing.
? Type 7 = Stool is mostly liquid with no solid pieces. Passed quickly through the colon; is indicative of severe diarrhea possibly as a result of a viral or bacterial infection. See a doctor as soon as possible.
? Type 8: Stool has a mucous-like consistency, with bubbles and a foul odor (sprayed out). This may indicate unsafe amounts of alcohol and/or recreational drugs.

By COLOR:
? White/clay-colored/light-colored = indicate fat; fatty stools indicate that the pancreatic juice is unable to emulsify, or that the juices are cut off. May also indicate liver problems
? Black = Bleeding in the upper gastrointestinal tract, such as the stomach
? Green = food is moving through the large intestine too quickly and as a result, bile doesn't have time to break down completely.
? Yellow, greasy, foul-smelling = Excess fat in the stool, such as due to a malabsorption disorder.
? Bright red = Bleeding in the lower intestinal tract, such as the large intestine or rectum.