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German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by global research site OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.

A spokesperson stated that ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada
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13 years ago
United States isn't even listed Face with Open Mouth
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13 years ago
LOL at Canada.
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13 years ago
Quote from: Itzmc (13 years ago)
LOL at Canada.

Terrible lol
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13 years ago
Quote from: biolove (13 years ago)
United States isn't even listed Face with Open Mouth

Correct me if i'm wrong but I thought "America" was considered to be the US ?
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Donated
13 years ago
North America is the US. South America is Mexico and friends. Depends what they mean when they say America.
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13 years ago
Quote from: Itzmc (13 years ago)
North America is the US. South America is Mexico and friends. Depends what they mean when they say America.

Just comes to show how poorly written the results are stated. Damn sociology studies.
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13 years ago
But knowing averages of ‘men’s performance’ in each country does not tell women about the existence of exceptional individuals in each of them.
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13 years ago
I have German ancestry and this is BS Face with Rolling Eyes Slight Smile
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