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When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into actions; they rented out my room. -Woody Allen
To be proud of virtue is to poison yourself with the antidote. -Benjamin Franklin
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep. -Woody Allen
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
- Christopher Morley
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In this world, it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. –Beecher
It is fortune, not wisdom, that rules a man’s life. –Cicero
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of Art. – Oscar Wilde
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Where painting is weakest, namely, in the expression of the highest moral and spiritual ideas, there music is sublimely divine. – Harriet Beecher Stowe
Where there is music there can be no harm. – Spanish Proverb.
When you get ninety million people watching a single game on television, it shows you that people need something to identify with. Joe Paterno
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin
If every man stuck to his talent, the cows would be well ended. - J. P. de Chenier
There’s men all over, blaming on his boots the faults of his feet. - Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot
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If I were to begin life again, I would devote it to music. It is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon the earth. - Sydney Smith
If I had engaged in politics, O men of Athens, I should have perished long ago, and done no good either to you or to myself. – Socrates
Heredity is what a man believes in until his son begins to behave like a delinquent. -Presbyterian Life
A blank page presents endless opportunities. - Ned Williams
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We are so large that we can neither afford to depend on the world, nor can the world afford to keep us dependent. (??)
Had I a dozen sons – each in my love alike… I had rather have eleven die nobly for their country than one voluptuously surfeit out of action. - William Shakespeare
Have I been present at the Creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. -Alphonso the Learned
Were it not for imagination, a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess. -Samuel Johnson
Anarchy is not freedom, nor is freedom anarchy. Prisons ensure freedom as much as laws and government documents. – Judge Thomas A. Wilder
No other factor in history, not even religion, ahs produced so many wards as has the clash of national egotisms sanctified by the name of patriotism – Preserved Smith
A county cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. – Rousseau
Never did Mozart write for eternity, and it is for precisely that reason that much of what he wrote is for eternity. – Albert Einstein
I cannot write poetically, for I am no poet. I cannot artfully arrange my phrases so as to give light and shade. Neither am I a painter, nor can I even express my thoughts by gesture and pantomime, for I am no dance. But I can do so in sounds. I am a musician. – W. A. Mozart
Fortune knocks at every man’s door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.
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The advertising industry is to make somebody think he needs something that very possibly he doesn’t need, or to make him think one version of something is better than another version when the grounds for such a belief don’t really exist. – Marvin E. Frankel
The object of art is to crystallize emotion into thought, and then fix it in form. – Francois Delsarte
The proper means of increasing love we bear our native country is to reside some time in a foreign country. – William Shenstone
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It is easier for people to criticize advertising than it is for them to admit their identities are firmly rooted in the images it portrays. – Anson B. Brougham
Art appreciation can no more be absorbed by aimless wandering in galleries than can surgery be learned by casual visit to a hospital. – Dr. Albert C. Barnes
To paint a fine picture is more important to sell it. – Edward Alden Jewell Timid and disinterested politicians think much more about the security of their eats than about the security of their country. – T. B. MacCaulay
Jokes The man with the ebst job in the country is the vice-president. All he had to do is get up every morning and say, “How is the president?” Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches. – Noah Webster
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What is moral is what you feel good after. -Ernest Hemingway
Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. Aldous Huxley
Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. -B. E. Skinner
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. -H. F. Amiel
What passes for a culture in my head is really a bunch of commercials. – Kyrt Vonnegut, Jr.
Perhaps love is like a resting place
A shelter from the storm
It exists to give you comfort
It is there to keep you warm
And in those times of trouble
When you are most alone
The memory of love will bring you
home
Perhaps love is like a window
Perhaps an open door
In invites you to come closer
It wants to show you more
And even if you lose yourself and
don't know what to do
The memory of love will see you
through
Oh love to some is like a cloud
To some as strong as steel
For some a way of living
For some a way to feel
And some say love is holding on
And some say letting go
And some say love is everything
Some say they don't know
Perhaps love is like the ocean
Full of conflict full of pain
Like a fire when it's cold outside
Thunder when it rains
If I should live forever
And all my dreams come true
My memory of love will be of you.
----John Denver: "Perhaps Love"
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Nobody believes a rumor here in Washington until it’s officially denied. – Edward Cheyfitz
You’ll never have quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race. – George Bernard Shaw
