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Does anyone know a joke about density?

juliyav

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11 years ago

Does anyone know a joke about density?

I need to find out a density joke for my physical science class, i need it soon,
thanks

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rk90

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11 years ago

Definition of a high density diskette. : a very stupid floppy

High density storage medium : a head crammed full of stupid jokes about density.

In world war 1 a great big british mine found itself sinking through the ocean right next to a great big german mine. After a while the great big british mine said - 'I say, we seem to be sinking at exactly the same rate - we must have the same density!''Somehow I doubt zis!' replied the great big german mine; 'It is just zat great mines sink alike...'

biobio

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11 years ago

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