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12 years ago
need it for a science project
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12 years ago
Cant imagine any reason to joke about handwashing. I have never heard any but I am sure in the field of biology there will be jokes about germs and bacteria.
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12 years ago
Not a joke, but my Micro prof would have students go to the restroom without washing their hands when they were done. The students would "swab" the plates with their hands and then grow the resulting bacteria -- they always found E coli and coliforms (found in feces). This was his way of telling students to WASH their hands!!!

This was in college, not recommended for hs science due to the occasional nasty pathogens that were found.
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12 years ago
What did one bacteria say to the other bacteria?
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.

What did the male bacteria say to the female bacteria?
Who needs biology when we have chemistry.

Why do bacteria like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

Why did the bacteria fail the math test?
He thought multiplication was the same as division.
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